Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Expired Old folks and the rise of Nigerian counterculture


Theodore Roszak coined the term counterculture in 1968 to explain youthful opposition to older generation’s principles and approaches towards politics, education, the arts and social relations. Counterculture would eventually enter into world mainstream discourse as a term to describe similar oppositions to elitist, high modernist ideals. It was deployed majorly during American cold war era when liberal economies failed to salvage the post-world war decline, and also during the 1960s devastations ignited by the Vietnam War. Indeed the late 1960s saw increasing youthful opposition to the contested ideology of the old’s technocracy not just in the United States but all over the world. The 1960s was rocked by the American-Vietnam War, Civil Rights Protests, assassination of US President John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jnr, the launching of the Cuban Missiles and many more. In Africa, it was marked by youthful agitations to take control of Africa’s leadership from the colonialists. Then, most of these old politicians were at their best and were in their 20s, 30s and 40s.
         The term counterculture befits Nigeria at this moment.  This is because Roszak proposed counterculture as a response to pervasive enemy of youth idiosyncrasy. Counterculture simply means the youth opposing the archaic, unrealizable, expired, unworkable ideas of the old generation. And this is what plays out, needs to play out, in Nigeria at the moment.
         To be clear, this is not an attempt to stereotype against the old generation. When I use ‘old generation’ I mean the same old politicians who have been hanging around in Africa since independence. They have orchestrated wars, exterminations, famines, genocides, ethnic cleansing, corruption, kleptocracy, name them. I mean the Mugabes, the Zumas, the Biyas, the Jamehs, the Omar Bongos, the Musevenis, the Dos Santos, the B…. The list is endless. All their supporters also belong to this old generation. If you qualify for youth category and you support them then you are an old generation. It means your ideas are old and expired. Common guys, these are expired old folks with expired brains. So they will continue to inject expired stuffs into your veins.  If the average age of the African continent is the 20s it means that more than 70 percent of Africans were not born when these bunch of leaders clung unto power.
       Counterculture will deliver you. It delivered Ethiopia where the young, dynamic, president has applied laxative to wash and set the engine of the Ethiopian nation. An inventory of some other African states suggest that the young generation performed better by washing and setting their nations.  Nigeria desperately needs counterculture to wash and set all the parts now. If you have once visited an Ogbonge herbalist you will understand the meaning of washing and setting. All the debilitating parts of Nigerian parts needs to be tumbled, dissected, rinsed with fuel or kerosene, or Ogbonge liquid, and set back.
       Oil and water can never mix. Old politicians and their supporters are mutually exclusive with rational youth idiosyncrasy. Old, expired, politicians are irreconcilable with vibrant, healthy youth aspirations. This is a case of apartheid versus anti-apartheid.  It is just an incongruity to think that old polit-trickians can deliver a young, novel idea. Imagine Mugabe reading an old state of the nation address to his parliament sometime without knowing it was an old address. What of Buhari who read a stolen address of Obama sometime without knowing, and who claimed ignorant of most happenings under his watch, prompting the wife to raise alarm that he is not in control.  
       Imagine. The Nigerian president calls the youth lazy.  Imagine losing 27 percent jobs that belong to the youth under one year. Yet most youth in Nigeria drive the small scale industry sector. In the music industry the Nigerian youth are world champions, recording most millionaires than every other Africa nation. By 2020 the Nigerian music industry is expected to generate 50 million US dollars. In the SMS businesses they drive the economy by thriving under a counterproductive economic environment provided by the clueless old politicians. It is obvious that the leadership of this nation can only succeed when counterculture reaches Abuja and drives away the old, expired cargoes, and sits on the exalted chair. New engine is better than old engine. Old engine breaks down every now and then. And sorry when the engine breaks down in the middle of nowhere, just as that of Nigeria has broken down in the middle of the desert.  
       The youth are the livewire of the Nigerian economy as they rebel against the high modernist economic policies that the old generation politicians invoke to deceive them. I give the youth of Nigeria credit because, judging from the rest of Africa, Nigeria ranks as the nation where youth hit the street and make it without depending on the non-existent government. So counterculture is constantly at work here. But the real counterculture would be when the youth march en masse to Aso Rock, bring down the engine, dissect it, wash it and then set it.


Saturday, December 8, 2018

As Mbaka apologizes, EFCC ‘Mene mene tekel Urphasin’ and touch not my anointed’.



EFCC should have learnt some lessons from the Mbaka’s episode. Mbaka seems to have tampered with the anointed son of God, Peter Obi. Mbaka’s disgrace of Obi on his alter at Adoration Prayer Ministry Enugu (AMEN) made Obi more popular and occasioned a Social Media war by Obi’s numerous fans against AMEN. It was as though the Social Media answereth by fire and Mbaka suffered the severe burn of the fire set at his video by the Social Media warlords. It seems Mbaka and other churches thought they were the only people who controlled the instrument of casting by ‘fire’. However, the ‘fire’ that the Social Media combatants spewed were burning Mbaka and AMEN. He quickly saved himself from the ravaging inferno which almost burnt down his video on the Social Media. He apologized.

By Apologizing at the same alter he ignominiously disparaged Obi, Mbaka exhibited a heroic Christian rectitude that suggested that he is still a true man of God. He has vindicated himself by clearing the skepticism of many who doubted his calling as a man of God. He also realized how he worked against the prophetic statement: ‘touch not my anointed Obi and my prophet Obi do no harm”. This is the story of Peter Obi.

This story commenced when Mr Peter Obi won the governorship election of Anambra State in 2003 but was rigged out by the professional godfather of Anambra politics then, Chief Chris Uba. Chris Uba was the king of Anambra politics then under the presidency of Olusegun Obasanjo. He was the Alpha and Omega of the dirtiest game.  He awarded victory to whoever he chose.  

So not minding that Obi won the election, Uba picked Dr Chris Ngige and, holding him on his palm the way giant King Kong would hold a tiny creature, flung Ngige unto the governorship seat. Does this metaphor suggest that Uba was the giant then and Ngige, the ant? Ngige was the servant exemplified by the manner Uba commanded him and he (Ngige) obeyed with that unpretentious mien of ‘yes sir’.  Funny. In fact, at one time when Ngige’s meek decency as a governor became somewhat questionable he was kidnapped, thanks to Atiku who saved him through that fellow at the hotel where Ngige was kidnapped. Politics is indeed the dirtiest stuff.

Ngige stubbornly perched on the anointed seat like a drunken bee. Obi went to court. After many years of court case, Obi won and Ngige vacated the anointed seat. Obi took back his anointed seat on 17 March 2006. After some time Uba orchestrated yet another evil plan. This time to impeach Obi using the Anambra State house of Assembly. He succeeded. Obi was impeached as a governor on 2 November 2006. Another woman named Virgy Etiaba, aka ‘Mama sainiara m’ mounted the anointed seat. Obi left and went back to court. After few months of court case he won again. Etiaba vacated the anointed seat and Obi took back his seat on 9 February 2007. Are you still doubting whether politics is the dirtiest game? Dramatic.

Obi was there, yet again when Andy Uba came. Andy Uba, brother to the skilled godfather Chris Uba, harping on his position as the chief cook of the then president Obasanjo, used his Abuja connection to rig the second election in Anambra State even while Obi was still a governor serving his tenure. Uba mounted the anointed seat on 29 May 2007 and Obi went back to court. After few weeks of court case, Obi won. Andy Uba vacated the anointed seat and Obi mounted it again on 14 June 2007. Obi remained there. Having noticed that Obi was the one whom God said: ‘touch not my anointed and my prophet do no harm,’ every other evil turned away from him and Anambra Government House until Obi completed his tenure as governor.

That was Obi’s story as a politician before the Mbaka episode. Then came lately when he decided to join Atiku as the vice presidential candidate. Mbaka had summoned him to join the AMEN bazaar with other politicians. Obi came. Mbaka disgraced him because he refused to pronounce to the hearing of AMEN worshippers some million Naira project he will undertake for the church. Mbaka received his dose of the anointed lashings. He learnt his lessons.

Now it is the turn of EFCC. The problem with power is that power is too intoxicated to notice when danger looms. Again overdose of fiendish liquor benumbs power from learning bitter lessons of history. Power only learns by force and by fire. Very soon EFCC, a dirty power, will learn by fire and will discern the handwriting of ‘Mene mene tekel Urphasin’ on the wall meaning: "MENE, God has numbered the days of your kingdom and brought it to an end; TEKEL, you have been weighed ... and found wanting;" and "PERES, your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.” You know the meaning.

EFCC will soon hear the divine voice of ‘touch not my anointed Obi and my prophet Obi do no harm’. This time I don’t know if they will be able to apologize because the God that had mercy on his servant Mbaka may not save EFCC. The children of God shall proclaim like Elijah: “Lord, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Israel, let it be known today that you are God in Israel and that I am your servant and have done all these things at your command. Answer me, Lord, answer me, so these people will know that you, Lord, are God, and that you are turning their hearts back again” (1 Kings 18:36–37). After this prayer the 450 servants of the false god of Baal may be consumed by the fire from above. God said ‘touch not my anointed and my prophet do no harm’.